A run down of my weekend

The kick off...Thursday ((just thursday, geez!))

* Come home to pisstastic fiance

* laugh and ignore pisstastic fiance ((cause its his fault I'm pissed and because I'm pissed at him he's pissed at me.))

* Go to the store do a quick grab and go of everything I need

* Come home, warm oven to bake chicken

* Jump in the shower and wonder WHY no one is answering the front door

* Come out quickly dress so Monkey Face doesnt walk in on me naked

* Attempt to prep dinner when Moneky Face comes to me and shows me the bug that fell off her head....WAIT...WHAT?!?! Oh yes my friends a bug, wiggling and moving. Why was it on her head? Cause Monkey Face had head lice. Not some lil eggs to pick off and shampoo her head a GIANT INFESTATION!! I've never seen something so disgusting. Apprently her head isnt that sensative so she didnt itch when the things started to multiply. We, or should I say I ((after 2hrs)) removed 33 bugs from that childs head. I spent the rest of the night cleaning, spraying, washing everything all over her room and the couch.

Continued....Friday

* After attending a lecture with Clay went home and actually rested. Whooo!

Saturday...

* Enjoy our usual lazy Saturday morning in bed for about 5 mins

* Get out of bed at 830 am due to extreme hunger, not mine, Julian the fat cat's!

* Eat breakfast and feed child

* BEG her to clean her room

* Run to do errands at which time I discovered I had a $20 late fee at the library...great

* Come home completly wiped and spend afternoon on couch

Sunday....

* After tossing and turning all night try to get sleep in the empty bed Clay's departure for work left behind.

* Tossed and turned for about 2 hrs before waking, yet again, to extreme hunger, this time mine

* Feed cat, feed self, feed child

*Begin cleaning the "cat room" AKA laundry room...not fun. Tell Monkey Face to clean her room

* Start doing landry

* Remind Monkey Face that we dont want to clean all day, get to it. Vacuum living room

* Fold laundry while manuvering lard o' cat off the clean clothes...YELL at Monkey Face to get that @!)&#$ room clean!!

* Go into Monkey Face's room with a garbage bag and proceed to thru away anything that isnt moving.

* 4hrs after begining the cleaning mission FINALLY find time to sit down and rest only to recive a phone call from Mr Man requesting MEAT when he got home from work.

* Cook

* Shower

* DIE in my nice comfy bed and ignore the world

* Wake, semi rested after being attacked by Clay

* Finish cleaning kitchen

* Dress to meet up with Clay's folks

It was a crazy long weekend and I'm SO tired!

The only reason he's allowed to live....

Is because I blame my hostilities on hormones...and because Noah needs his daddy. Otherwise Clay's body would be thrown into a wood chipper and use as fertilizer. Since last Thursday he has managed to piss me off at least 4 times before I even got home. And I try to stay quiet in order to keep the peace but the anger vibes float off me and everyone is aware. So I sent him an IM to forewarn him...it didnt work and now I could give a rats ass about peace. Em effer is asking for a ware!

I am SO tired!

You'd think after the hellacious Sunday we had that I'd be ready to sleep for 40hrs but no, my body wont let me. Monkey face got attacked by a dog Sunday and therefore we spent 7 hrs at 2 different hospitals. The local hospital cleaned her up then shipped her over to Ft Worth's Cooks Childern's Hospital to be seen by a peds plastic surgen. She has a few bite marks on her chest and side but the big bite is on her arm, about 3" across and down to the muscle. Lucky it didnt puncture the muscle or rip any important parts so her arm is fully functional but very sore and bruised. She was so brave and so strong. I'm proud of her, I know any other child would have screamed and fought with those Dr's and nurses who kept poking and prodding at her. And she would have had all right too! That sucker was U-G-L-Y! But she squeezed the hell out of Clay and she toughed it out. My poor baby!

In other news Noah kicked daddy last night for poking at him. Clay's face lit up like you wouldnt believe. It was very cool....we were standing in the kitchen and I felt a BIG kick, so much so that it was a "WOA" moment. Clay came over and put his hand on my belly and nothing, so he started poking and thats when he got a good 3-4 kicks back. lol But of course before bed I'm sitting on the couch watching my DVR'd Grey's and Clay puts his head on my tummy. So I say "can you hear him?" (jokingly) he told me "no I'm waiting to see if he'll kick me in the head"...men can be so silly! So then when I was tucking Monkey Face into bed I laid down with her and she got to feel little kicks too. She loves her little brother already.